Postman Pat is an iconic character for British kids, as the happy character has been entertaining tots since 1981 on the BBC. This story is not about Postman Pat.
Instead, we have Poschtman Pat, a truly despicable mail carrier who wipes his arse with mail and then throws it about the countryside. Poschtman Pat isn’t a very nice guy.
Postman Pat does however, drive a very cool Suzuki Samurai.